Johnny Depp searches for Neverland

Johnny Depp is considering abandoning his country home in France because of the riots there. The Finding Neverland star moved to France because of the violence in Los Angeles. Depp once quipped “I chose France because it seemed so SIMPLE!” And although the “Simple Life” may be best left to Paris Hilton, Depp is once again is seeking Neverland. Hey Johnny, do you really think there is a perfect place to live?

Depp comments on the recent riots. “It’s insane that setting cars on fire is the new strike. It takes a lot away. I’m sure it’ll clear up to a certain degree. Now it’s anything but. I don’t know how they’ll recover from this.” This time, you may be right Johnny.

I have the perfect solution for Depp. Neverland Ranch is currently available! Michael Jackson, stealing a page from Depp’s play book, too has left the United States seeking refuge in Bahrain. Depp can probably move in immediately. He can live in his very own protected compound complete with creepy animals, childish amusement rides and a giant clock fashioned from shrubbery. Hey, how much better can it get Johnny?

We all have our differences with our country from time to time. However leaving the U.S. for France was the answer? The very same government who refused to ally with the U.S. in the Iraqi war. The government who was caught up in the food for oil scandal. The government who refused to address the riots until days later.

Yeah, moving to France was simple. Good move Johnny!