Junk mail. A Bigger Problem than Spam

Everyone is so concerned about spam. Every time you open your e-mail just take a look in the inbox all the unwanted mail. There are Spam filters, programs, everything under the sun to keep this pesky mail from entering our inboxes.
My friends, there is a bigger problem than spam. What to do about all the paper junk mail that’s waiting for us everyday in our mailbox. No one seems to really be bothered by all the junk mail we receive on a daily basis.
Everyone is very concerned about spam though. With spam, you may have to actually click on the email and hit the delete key. Of course I would love to have a delete key that worked for my junk mail. But no, I have to go through my snail mail using the following steps:
1. Grab all mail lingering in my mailbox
2. Attempt to carry without dropping any mail
3. Carefully screen into three piles:
A) The “I know this is junk mail” pile
B) The “This might be something actually worthwhile” pile
C) The “Definitely keep because it’s important” pile
4. Open and go through the B and C pile
5. Screen the B pile and put important mail into C pile
6. Discard the A and screened B piles
7. Get rid of all envelopes and keep only necessary inserts from C pile
So this is quite a daily chore. There is no simple delete key for my junk mail. Where are all the wack jobs complaining about all the wasted trees that were used to create the paper my junk mail is printed on. They are nowhere to be found. Rest assured, these are the same people complaining about their spam filters not working correctly. Somebody please explain this to me.
Imagine all the wasted paper that is shipped daily to U.S. residences. I’m no numbers expert but I can only imagine how big this number must be. Multiply that number by 365 days and I believe we have entered into a danger zone. Frightening isn’t it. But hey, I can always revel in the fact that I have a delete key for my spam. Big deal.
There is a do not call registry for unsolicited phone calls.
There are filters and spam software for unsolicited emails.
Where is the “DO NOT MAIL ME CRAP THAT I DIDN”T ASK FOR” registry? Huh? Anybody?
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F.R.
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