Apr 7, 2006

Junk mail. A Bigger Problem than Spam

junk mail

Everyone is so concerned about spam. Every time you open your e-mail just take a look in the inbox all the unwanted mail. There are Spam filters, programs, everything under the sun to keep this pesky mail from entering our inboxes.

My friends, there is a bigger problem than spam. What to do about all the paper junk mail that’s waiting for us everyday in our mailbox. No one seems to really be bothered by all the junk mail we receive on a daily basis.

Everyone is very concerned about spam though. With spam, you may have to actually click on the email and hit the delete key. Of course I would love to have a delete key that worked for my junk mail. But no, I have to go through my snail mail using the following steps:

1. Grab all mail lingering in my mailbox
2. Attempt to carry without dropping any mail
3. Carefully screen into three piles:

A) The “I know this is junk mail” pile
B) The “This might be something actually worthwhile” pile
C) The “Definitely keep because it’s important” pile

4. Open and go through the B and C pile
5. Screen the B pile and put important mail into C pile
6. Discard the A and screened B piles
7. Get rid of all envelopes and keep only necessary inserts from C pile

So this is quite a daily chore. There is no simple delete key for my junk mail. Where are all the wack jobs complaining about all the wasted trees that were used to create the paper my junk mail is printed on. They are nowhere to be found. Rest assured, these are the same people complaining about their spam filters not working correctly. Somebody please explain this to me.
Imagine all the wasted paper that is shipped daily to U.S. residences. I’m no numbers expert but I can only imagine how big this number must be. Multiply that number by 365 days and I believe we have entered into a danger zone. Frightening isn’t it. But hey, I can always revel in the fact that I have a delete key for my spam. Big deal.

There is a do not call registry for unsolicited phone calls.

There are filters and spam software for unsolicited emails.

Where is the “DO NOT MAIL ME CRAP THAT I DIDN”T ASK FOR” registry? Huh? Anybody?

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  • F.R.

    Excellent observation! So much technology in our hands, and we are still getting piles and piles of paper junk mail. The only thing I can think of is to write “address correction request” in the envelop, so the post office can return it to the sender. There must be an organization where you can write and complain, but who knows who they are. Please, somebody help!!!

  • Franktalker

    Most junk mail I receive comes from Wilmington Delaware, the capital of credit card junk mail advertising.

    Wilmington has become a national financial center for the credit card industry, largely due to regulations enacted by former governor Pierre S. du Pont, IV in 1981. The Financial Center Development Act of 1981 eliminated the usury laws enacted by most states, thereby removing the cap on interest rates that banks may legally charge customers. Many major credit card issuers, including MBNA Corporation, Chase Card Services (part of JP Morgan Chase & Co., formerly Bank One/First USA), and Juniper Bank, are headquartered in Wilmington. Many banks as well are “officially” headquartered in Wilmington, but operate out of other cities. The Dutch banking giant ING Groep N.V. headquartered its U.S. internet banking unit, ING Direct, in Wilmington. In 1988, the Delaware legislature enacted a law which required a would-be acquirer to capture 85 percent of a Delaware chartered corporation’s stock in a single transaction or wait three years before proceeding. This law strengthened Delaware’s position as a safe haven for corporate charters during an especially turbulent time filled with hostile takeovers.

    Wilmington’s other notable industries include insurance (American Life Insurance Company [ALICO], Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Delaware), retail banking (including the Delaware headquarters of: Wilmington Trust Company, PNC Bank, Wachovia Bank, J.P. Morgan Chase & Co., HSBC, Citizens Bank, Wilmington Savings Fund Society, Artisans’ Bank), and legal services.

    Here’s a thought, why not put their junk mail into their prepaid envelope and send it back to the sender. (With out a return address)

    I know it won’t stop them from sending junk mail but at least they will get the idea that junk mail is annoying and if enough of us do it – it will take a chunk of change out of their advertising budget.

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