mindtoss is the personal blog of stephen chip, a creative director living and working in boca raton, florida
What’s the best way to avoid paying $8 bucks a beer at a concert? Simply bring it along in your fake Beerbelly. What a concept. Its surprising that no one else thought of it before. What to do if you already have a beer belly? No worries, you just gained another 20 pounds overnight. I mean, who’s going to notice anyhow?
Don’t worry girls – they have a product just for you. It’s called the Winerack and it’s just like you guessed it. A bra that you fill up with – what else – wine!
7 Responses for "So long $8 dollar beers!"
great, free belly-warmed beer!
Wouldn’t it get disgustingly warm up against your body like that?
Pretty cool. The only problem would be keeping your beverage cold.
i still have doubts about the ball park though, they are always on the look out.
well, you would have to be a tool to put anything carbonated in there so beer would be out of the question (unless you like flat beer- or want to risk it frothing up and rupturing the bladder or foaming out the mouthpiece).
spirits or similar would be great though….
Sipping beer through a straw cold or warm just doesn’t work. Though, if someone handed me the device before a concert as I walked in, I would snatch it up in a second. This product is not for the discriminating individual, it’s for the person who wants alcohol without having to bleed for it. Fill it with wine, its genius!
What if u already have a beerbelly???? what are people like me supposed to do?
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