So long $8 dollar beers!

Beer belly

What’s the best way to avoid paying $8 bucks a beer at a concert? Simply bring it along in your fake Beerbelly. What a concept. Its surprising that no one else thought of it before. What to do if you already have a beer belly? No worries, you just gained another 20 pounds overnight. I mean, who’s going to notice anyhow?

Don’t worry girls – they have a product just for you. It’s called the Winerack and it’s just like you guessed it. A bra that you fill up with – what else – wine!

 


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  • Gomer

    great, free belly-warmed beer!

  • K

    Wouldn’t it get disgustingly warm up against your body like that?

  • Rick

    Pretty cool. The only problem would be keeping your beverage cold.

  • http://sirjorge.com/blogx sir jorge

    i still have doubts about the ball park though, they are always on the look out.

  • john doe

    well, you would have to be a tool to put anything carbonated in there so beer would be out of the question (unless you like flat beer- or want to risk it frothing up and rupturing the bladder or foaming out the mouthpiece).
    spirits or similar would be great though….

  • fidgetywhistler

    Sipping beer through a straw cold or warm just doesn’t work. Though, if someone handed me the device before a concert as I walked in, I would snatch it up in a second. This product is not for the discriminating individual, it’s for the person who wants alcohol without having to bleed for it. Fill it with wine, its genius!

  • Joe

    What if u already have a beerbelly???? what are people like me supposed to do?

  • Paul

    lose weight

  • Mike

    Real beer doesn’t need to be consumed cold anyway – just the rot-gut American ‘beer’. If it must be cold, go water your plants with it.

  • Newman~

    Thank you Mike #9

  • OurLanguageOurGift2You.YourFriendsInTheUK:)

    Ok, once is just about forgivable, but twice?! Dude if you put the dollar sign in, you don’t need the word ‘dollars’ after it, ‘cos that reads as “so long eight dollar dollar beers”

    Similarly, if you put the dollar sign in, you don’t need the word ‘bucks’ after it, ‘cos that reads “avoid paying eight dollar bucks a beer”

  • Ender

    @Mike whats not a rot-gut beer? warm beer is disgusting regardless of its nationality

  • http://thepubshow.net DC

    Call me uncivilized, but the only warm beverage I enjoy is whiskey…

  • lol bad idea is bad

    uhh hello why not just buy a box of wine and remove the box… the bladder inside is the same damn thing… attach a tube and there ya go.

  • yekul

    Pooh bags. Me, I like the idea of warm flat beer. That way I don’t have to share with you whiney babies.

  • SP

    Lots of beers are better warm than cold it depends more on the type of the beer than on it’s nationality

  • Upyourbutt

    WANT!

  • mindtoss

    PostrnrnStephen Chip

  • http://www.superiorbartendingschool.com/ superiorbartendingschool

    lol that might work, but not for the guy that has muscles

  • Johnson23

    or get a camelback

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