When someone does you wrong, don’t get mad, send them poop!

That’s right, poop. With all the creative startups out there, along comes Poopsenders.com which actually mails poop to the person of your choice. You have to admit it’s quite ingenious but at the same time a bit disturbing.  Poop can be sent by the quart or gallon and the choices are Cow Dung, Elephant crap, or Gorilla Poop.

photo credit: Alex Schweigert

Each package contains a business card right in the poop which reads:
“YOU’VE BEEN POOPED ON. WANT TO KNOW BY WHOM? [OVER]“

When they see the front of the card they will have to open the bag releasing the nasty aroma and dig it out of the poop only to find this on the back
“WE’LL NEVER TELL. WWW.POOPSENDERS.COM” Very clever.

I can’t really tell if the prices are reasonable or not since there is nothing really to compare it to. However, if you compare it to actually going out and collecting and shiping the poop yourself, it’s VERY REASONABLE!

An important element of any business are the testimonials. Here are some from the Poopsenders.com site:

We have a neighbor that lives across the street who walks his dog and lets it crap all over everybody else’s yard even those who don’t have a dog like me. I decided to give him a dose of his own medicine and sent him the big bag of elephant crap. About 5 days after I ordered it my wife saw the bright yellow truck stop at their house with a delivery in the early afternoon. When I was home cutting the grass later that day I saw him come home from work, about 5 minutes later I saw him come back out of the house with a disgusted look on his face and a big bag of crap in his hand headed for the garbage cans. Mission accomplished. The best part is it sat in their house all afternoon while his wife was probably wondering what it could be. Great! Great! Great!
Jim – Detroit, MI

I sent my ex-boyfriend a pile of cow dung about 3 weeks ago and last week one of this friends came up to me in a club and told me about it and asked if it was me who sent it. I said that’s sick and no it wasn’t me. I asked if he was mad and his friend said he’s really pissed off and it’s driving him nuts trying to find out who sent it, he’s going around accusing everyone. He’s pissed off and going nuts accusing friends, you could say that’s like a two for one sale. FANTASTIC!
Amber San Diego CA

I have two idiot neighbors across the street they’re both such idiots that they don’t even like each other. I couldn’t decide which one to send a poop package to so I sent them both one. I hope they think that they sent them to each other. Let them fight it out. Love your service.
Jeff from New York

So what are you waiting for? Head on over to Poopsenders.com and send that package of poop today!

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Here’s the response for the company:

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.

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